Heard in the Gweniverse
"... after your kids grow up, your husband is the one who stays." --Diane Decker (Parental Guidance)
"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." --Marilyn Monroe
"... my friend, it appears you are factose intolerant." --Irminsul
"You can't allow sentimentality to justify abuse!" --Samantha Saint Cyr
"Having a sacred cow about how bad the (Pagan or Magic) community is? Try taking a break from your expectations. They're broken." --Freeman Presson
Don't compromise your self-respect. Never kiss an ass that's shitting on you. --Inappropriate Tarot Readings on Facebook
"Sun bathing and falling in love are similar, both feel great at the time, but later can cause damage that cannot be repaired." --Winter M. Balefire
"Now begone ye consort of moral scum, and take your pet pedophile with you!" --St. Parker
"OK, I'm going to clear sacred space now. Hey, Lady Silvermoon Fairyfart....PULL MY FINGER!" --Rowan
"Real wisdom is the ability to understand the incredible extent to which you bullshit yourself every single moment of every day." --Brad Warner
"Maybe sir if your head was not so far up your ass, you would be able to find your tongue to hold it!" --Parker Torrence
"DOWN WITH THE MOAT!!!" --Gonad the Barbarian
"PENANCE!!!" --Gwen at Heartland 2007
"Actions always speak louder than titles." --Parker Torrence
"Some days the dragon wins." --Sir Galahad
"Coven, not bookstore" --Oathbound
"It's called netiquette and violating it tends to tick people off." --Gwen Wolfrose
"Every time you break with the Rede, The Goddess(tm) eats a baby. Won't you please think of the babies?" --Moon Ferret
"Crying wolf to elicit sympathy for yourself in an attempt to cover up your own bad behavior is just asinine." --Gwen Wolfrose
"Before I go to hunting camp I like to send out "fluffy bunny" energy... the 3-fold law takes the energy and sends it back as an Elk!" --St.Parker the Wisearse
"Let My Worship be within the heart that tolerates no shit, for behold: all acts of bitchiness and honesty are my rituals. " --from The Charge of the Beeotch
"Sometimes you need to be Danu, sometimes you need to be an Mhór Ríoghain." --Gwynn Aaron
"Perfect Love and Perfect Trust should not equal Perfect Doormat." --St.Parker
"I'm not a grouch, I'm a full fledged bitch, get it right next time.." --Gwen Wolfrose
"I can cast a circle in my bath robe using birthday candles ... the dress up stuff isn't important." --Gwen Wolfrose
"By the way you schmuck, I'm a Feminist Witch and I detest you because you're a jerk, not because you're male." --Hipwitch
"Goddess save us from "experts" who are educated beyond their intelligence!" --Greyhart
"If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning." --Catherine Aird
"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me." --Fred Allen
"To Know, To Dare, To Will, To Hit Save Before Crashing..." --Gwen Wolfrose
"I'm sorry, I'm all for being open-minded. But I refuse to be so open-minded that my brains end up on the floor." --Enyo Perseus
"The Pat Robertsons of the world make possible the Anton LeVays. " --Allen H. Greenfield, Bishop in the Gnosis
"People seeking knowledge should not be gobbled up by people seeking attention/infamy/unearned respect... it's just not right." --Gwen Wolfrose
"People who do not know the truth of a situation should shut the fuck up." --Richard Eicher
"I have a Nicotine personality: Both toxic and addictive" --Richard Eicher
"I'd prefer to be a bitch and take life by the balls then be someone who is PC and always walking on egg shells." --Li Ferelwing
"What's flaky is when someone insults someone else beliefs without even bothering to understand them first" --Seven (a LeVayian Satanist)
"People who go around getting their panties in a knot when they allow others to threaten their beliefs usually gain nothing but a sore ass..." --Gwen Wolfrose
"Can we go back to having the world revolve around the sun again? I'm really tired of seeing your ass rise and set..." --Gwen Wolfrose
"The most important thing about being an elder is wisdom not rank." --Gwen Wolfrose
"Reading a book called How to become a Catholic Priest in 6 easy lessons does not make one a Catholic Priest and it certainly doesn't give you the right to be called Father." --Gwen Wolfrose
"I refuse to have my beliefs defined for me by a Paperback Priestess whose "oaths" can be purchased in any bookstore for $14.99" --Inanna Liban
"I join lists for enjoyment, not to resist the urge to reach through the monitor and choke the living shit out of someone for terminal stupidity." --Enyo Perseus
"Just being Pagan doesn't increase your IQ, all religions have at least one idiot in the village." --Dagny's Husband
"I loathe it when someone blissfully buries her head in a sea of ignorance." --Enyo Perseus
"I AM my ISP... You self riteous BITCH" --Erika the Stooooopid
"I sware, I bleached my hair blond one year during college; and I never quite got those IQ points back!" --Wiccan Wade MacMorrighan
Goddess grant me the serenity to accept that stupid people exist, the courage to read their posts even if they give me a migraine, and the wisdom to filter them to the trash when I can't stand no more... --Gwen Wolfrose
"I always find it a bit amusing that flouncers almost always put a lot of time and energy into putting on airs about how they don't have time or energy to waste on such lowly people as the inhabitants of wherever they are flouncing from." --Gwen Wolfrose
"Isobel, you and Robin Artisson are nothing more than a nasty boil that resides on the ass of the pagan community. More and more people are realizing this and that is why you keep getting kicked out of communities, forums, lists, wikipedia, etc. and keep having to change your screen names all over the place. As soon as you two realize he is a BPJ (big pagan joke) and not the BNP (big name pagan) he wishes to be, the sooner we can all stop holding our sides from laughing so hard at you. Just sayin..." --Gwen Wolfrose